All of these unfortunate situations have happened to me a dear friend so I have it on good authority this is how NOT to travel. See parts one and two, also!
1. Do NOT think that arriving two seconds before the train leaves will guarantee you a seat because you have tickets. It doesn’t, and you will have to sit in the stairwell.
^^it was a novelty for about 20 minutes. the next three hours, not so much.
2. If there are one hundred wines to taste at a wine tasting and you already paid, do NOT taste all one hundred. You will feel the pain, no matter how much fun it is at the time.
^^and then all of your pictures will be even blurrier than this.
3. Do NOT assume every bathroom will have toilet paper. They don’t always, and you’ll discover this lack of toilet paper just when you need it the most.
4. Do NOT avoid looking in your shoes if you are afraid of cockroaches. Stepping on one is much, much worse that finding it first.
5. Do NOT think your bus pass is good for everywhere just because some rando told you it was. It could get you kicked off the bus in the middle of nowhere and that bus driver will not have sympathy for you unless you can pay up.
6. Do NOT expect that flavors will be the same, even if they are the same color.
^^although it clearly says paprika on this one, so I don’t deserve much sympathy.
7. Do NOT think that just because the street happens to be quiet, it is an okay spot for a mini-tantrum. That old guy definitely saw you throw your water bottle in a rage from his window.
8. Do NOT assume it’s beef. It might not be beef!!!
9. Do NOT assume that cobblestones will be softer on your feet.
10. Just because it is cute, does not mean it is clean.
^^but when a puppy is THIS cute, who cares how dirty?
11. Do NOT think it is always best to be over prepared, especially when you are the one responsible for carrying that preparedness all over the world and back.
^^I’m trying really hard not to wince.
12. Do NOT assume the wetness on the floor of your shared hostel bathroom is water. It probably isn’t.
13. Do NOT think that it will not matter if your backpack is so stuffed it is crooked. It will especially matter on the back of a motorcycle taxi.
14. Do NOT think it’s a good idea to wear a white tank top when visiting a place known for its “red dust.”
^^yes that tank top used to be white.
15. Do NOT agree to a “little jaunt” on any trail, anywhere, especially if you are wearing rain boots, unless you know exactly what it will entail. It will not be a little jaunt to you and it will hurt for days afterwards.
^^the time I climbed a mountain and was told it would be an easy little jaunt.
16. Do NOT underestimate the value of making friends with beer.
17. Do NOT think it “doesn’t matter” where you sleep because you “can sleep anywhere.” You are not as young as you used to be, son.
18. Do NOT assume that just because you are drunk you are actually any better at karaoke, especially in a different language. In fact, you are probably worse. But get up there and have fun anyway, because its way easier to karaoke at that moment in time.
19. If the beach you are visiting has a bunch of cute raccoon pictures, run. This means that they are using live raccoons as zoo animals and that does not make for relaxing time on the beach.
^^we drank lots of drinks really fast in the shade to avoid the raccoons.
20. Do NOT think the gorgeous, remote places you see on the internet are completely real. Sure, they exist, but there are likely ten thousand other people clamoring for the same shot as you. Push on through and you’ll get that shot, and it will be great, but you will step on a few toes.
^^how cute is Germany? Even with the crowds? I took about twenty shots trying to get one without twenty people but no such luck.
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